1. THIS IS MY FAVORITE WEBSITE. HOW COME IT IS NOT WELL-KNOWN?

You are one of the few people who understand the genius of my opinions. We will have to wait until the rest of the world evolves and catches up with us. My opinions are the correct opinions. Another reason my website is not well-known is that the types of people who read it do not have friends.

2. ARE YOU A FULL TIME BLOGGER?

I don't blog full time. I have a family to feed and provide blankets for. I am not an unemployed 30-year-old blogging from his mother's basement. I am a fully employed 46-year-old blogging from my wife's doghouse. The internet reception in there is not reliable, hence the less than frequent updates.

3. HOW COME YOUR WEBSITE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS DESIGNED IN 1947?

I took a crash course in Dreamweaver and just ran with it. The retro look will make a comeback.

4. DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A FAMOUS BLOGGER

No. I don't need the hassle of becoming famous: All the travel, speeches, television engagements, celebrity, etc. I am happy in my comfort zone.

5. ARE TWO STUPID PEOPLE HALF AS SMART AS A REGULAR PERSON,
OR TWICE AS STUPID?

They are four times as stupid. Stupidity becomes exponential in a crowd.

6. MY IMAGINARY BEST FRIEND IS MISSING AND THE POLICE WON'T DO
ANYTHING ABOUT IT. WHAT DO I DO?

Forget about him. He doesn't like you any more. That is why he left.

7. CAN I DRIVE IN THE CARPOOL LANE WITH A DEAD HOOKER IN THE
TRUNK OF MY CAR?

No. Place her in the front seat with you.

8. HOW COME IN A FOOTBALL GAME IF YOU STEP OUT OF BOUNDS, THE
OTHER TEAM DOES NOT GET THE BALL?

Because the Ivy Leaguers invented it. It is also the only sport to need a board meeting before each play.

9. WHAT DOES YOUR WIFE DO FOR A LIVING?

She is a model. You probably have seen some of her work. She modeled for the stainless steel silhouette you see on the mud flaps of a big rig.

10, WHAT WAS THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF YOUR LIFE.

As a teenager I auditioned for a role in the movie "Roots" and was beat out by Levar Burton. They wanted a black guy, I think they were racial profiling

12. I AM DIETING. ARE THERE ANY FOODS THAT SUPPRESS THE
APPETITE?

Try 3 slices of pizza or a double cheeseburger and fries

13. DOES IT HURT WHEN A MOMMA PORCUPINE GIVES BIRTH TO BABIES?

Why do I get questions like this?

14. CAN A DEATH ROW INMATE ASK TO EAT AN ENDANGERED SPECIES
FOR THEIR LAST MEAL

Yes. They can have anything they want.

15. DO YOU LIKE TO BARBECUE?

Yes it allows me to harm the environment while eating animals.

16. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A HYPOTHETICAL ANSWER?

Save it for a hypothetical question